persia-divinations-deactivated2:

Will you wait for their whispers?

goteveryonewatchinus:

wumblr:

wumblr:

wumblr:

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

moxperidot:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

night sluts

they’re called vampires

aquarianwisp:

Tarot reading be like

firstgrave:

literally WHY would you ever date a straight man when bisexual men exist? where’s your taste?

lhzthepoet:

“We are all slaves to the softness.”

—

Before Midnight # 2 // L.H.Z

lordxeras:

housered:

english-history-trip:

serpuffinka:

anais-ninja-bitch:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

bryanchuckbrennan:

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

BLEASE

Gollum

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

Eowyn:

Arwen:

“I am no man” *extinguishes cigarette in the Witch King’s empty face*

1o9:

naydrasscale:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

wearing green is gay culture

this may sound like a shitpost but in the 19th century green carnations were a sign of being gay AND in ancient rome, yellowish-green clothing was a sign that a man was effeminate and therefore probably gay, so green is a gay color and only gay people can wear it now